Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a
| Vampire jokes
Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
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A prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
| Judge jokes
A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointme
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Q: What's the capital of
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What's the capital of Afghanistan? A: KABOOM!!
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Why is it that when you're driving and
| Answer me this jokes
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
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My mother-in-law has got
| Humor jokes
My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes.
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Lawyer: “Let me give you my honest opinion.” Client: “No, no. I’m paying for professional advice.”