Q.What are the worst six years in a
| Blonde jokes
Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade.
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How do nuns surf the web? On the
| Internet jokes
How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.
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I don't think this whole White House
| Political jokes
I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could discuss it tonight in a "National Town Meeting."
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Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
| Rabbit jokes
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe,
| Money jokes
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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Doctor, doctor, I think I’ve been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.