Q: Men will brag that
| Men jokes
Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A: Women working at 900 numbers.
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are
| Ethnic jokes
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver." "I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll
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Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in
| Baby jokes
Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!
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What kind of monster is safe
| Monster jokes
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf
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Flight fifty
| Aviation jokes
Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water". "Oh steward
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Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? – A: When the door is open.