What do you call a show full
| Various animal jokes
What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !
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A coffin was being moved
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it. As it rolled past the hospital, the mortician yelled to one of the nurse practitioners walking by, "Doc, quick, give me something to stop this coffin."
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Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around.
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What are the spots on black-and-white
| Cow jokes
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines
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What do pigs like with chow mein?
| Pig jokes
What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.
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I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could discuss it tonight in a “National Town Meeting.”