Why can't the Philippines field an ice
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.
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Why did the boy become an astronaut?
| Space jokes
Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.
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How did the octopus lovers walk down the
| Humor jokes
How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
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If athletes get athlete's foot, then what
| Space jokes
If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.
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What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg
| Bird jokes
What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !
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My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes.