A boy with an elephant on his head went to

Stan: I won 92

| Bath jokes

Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in

| Time jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out.

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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold

| Cat jokes

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !

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A patrol of allied soldiers were in a

| Military jokes

A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about how many kills they have so far to keep up courage on their route through the rubbled buildings. Sergeant Joe thumps his chest and proclaims. "I got me 4 germans bagged so far. Howabout you

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Have you seen www.yawn.com?

| Internet jokes

Have you seen www.yawn.com? Yes, but I'm a bit tired of it.

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A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, “You know you really need help” “Yes I do”, said the elephant, “get this kid off my foot !”