yo mama so fat she has seat belts
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!
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Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred
| Car and train jokes
Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The con
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What can you say about Ham Burger and
| Burger jokes
What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!
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Three Pastors from the south were having
| Religious jokes
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living
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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!
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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.