What do you call a boxing match between two
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!
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Waiter: Why are you taking so long
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the
| Lawyer jokes
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper. "Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding
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Did you hear about the horse that has made a
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
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Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.