What did the answering machine say to the
| Telephone jokes
What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.
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Teacher: Why do you want to
| School jokes
Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir.
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What's an octopuses favourite latin
| Various animal jokes
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!
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A hungry lion was
| Various animal jokes
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a
| Various animal jokes
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !
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How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.