An eight-year-old kid says
| Music jokes
An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."
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What did the cannibal
| Cannibal jokes
What did the cannibal say to the explorer? Nice to meat you!
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Laws of
| Accountant jokes
Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don't 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will
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A skunk family had two little skunks
| Various animal jokes
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he'd continue searching for
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Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. “Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t? she asked the instructor. “P-u-t-t is correct, he replied. “Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.”