Tarzan was tired when he came home.
| Elephant jokes
Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
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Did you hear someone has invented a
| Dead and dying jokes
Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!
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I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion
| Humor jokes
I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !
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Q: How is lightning like a violist's
| Music jokes
Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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A businessman tells his friend that his
| Accountant jokes
A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."
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