Doctor, Doctor will this
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !
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Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers
| Military jokes
Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
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What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on
| Cat jokes
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !
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What's a toads favourite sweet ?
| Frog jokes
What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !
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Yo Mama’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, “Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in.”