We spend the first twelve months of our
| Parent jokes
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!
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What is the best way to send a letter to the
| Easter jokes
What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail.
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What did the baby owl's parents say when he
| Bird jokes
What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.
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What pillar doesn't need holding up ?
| Insect jokes
What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !
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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty
| Gorilla jokes
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
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Grandma: You’ve left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma? Grandma: Yes, I do. Mary: Well, you can have mine.