I was once in a play called

Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!

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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that

| Blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.

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What do hamburger workers say on

| Burger jokes

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!

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What is black and white and red all over?

| Dog jokes

What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!

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Waiter, what is this bug doing on

| Restaurant jokes

Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !

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I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.