yo mama is so fat
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...
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You're spending a lot of time at that
| Computer jokes
You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they've always been blue!
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A man is in a bar having a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, Where do you live? Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts him in the
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Did you hear about the new shark food
| Various animal jokes
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
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What kind of party do prisoners in jail
| Criminal jokes
What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party.
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A little boy came running into the kitchen. ‘Dad, dad’ he said, ‘there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face’ ‘Tell him you’ve already got one,’ said his father !