‘I can’t find my dollar bill,’ Jane

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his

| E-mail jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

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You're trapped in a room with a tiger,

| Lawyer jokes

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? You shoot the lawyer. Twice.

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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

| Computer jokes

Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.

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If a woman is born in Italy, grows up

| Dead and dying jokes

If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she? Dead.

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One day there was a family driving in the

| Car and train jokes

One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street they had to turn on to get to their relatives house. They accedently turned on the wrong street so they had to pull in a driveway and turn around. When they pulled into the dr

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‘I can’t find my dollar bill,’ Jane sobbed. ‘Don’t worry,’ her Counselor said. ‘A dollar doesn’t go very far today.