God is sitting up in his ivory
| Religious jokes
God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to go on holiday. He calls all his super-being mates up and they pop around to discuss a few suggestions. "What about Mars," says one of them. "Nah I went there 15,000 yea
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What did the cannibal
| Cannibal jokes
What did the cannibal say to the explorer? Nice to meat you!
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Why do aardvarks make undesirable
| Aardvark jokes
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
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What goes round the middle of
| Internet jokes
What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.
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A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, “Were they all dead?” The old farmer replied, “Well, some of them said they weren’t, but you know how them politicians lie.”