What do you call an alien surfing
| Internet jokes
What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
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Ill have to report you, sir, said the
| Police jokes
Ill have to report you, sir, said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense, officer," declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes."
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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are
| Cowboy jokes
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Hea
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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning
| School jokes
Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
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How do you fix a broken website?
| Internet jokes
How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape.
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What did the cannibal say to the explorer? Nice to meat you!