Why does a blonde keep
| Blonde jokes
Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away, sucker!
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What's a snakes favourite flower ?
| Snake jokes
What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !
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Policeman: Did you
| Criminal jokes
Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.
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What's big and hairy and climbs up the
| King Kong jokes
What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, “Ah shore do, wardn. Ah’d be mighty grateful if’n yoo’d play ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ fur me bahfore ah hafta go.” “Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that,” says the warden. He turns to the biker, “And you, biker, what’s your last request?” “That you kill me first.”