What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a

What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?

| Dog jokes

What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !

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Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !

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Q: How many Bill Clintons

| Clinton jokes

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.

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How do you know when a

| Women jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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A huge American car screeched to a

| Travel and tourist jokes

A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, "Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare's birthplace?" "Ay, straight on, sir," said the rustic, "but no need to hurry. He's dead."

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don’t know but I’ll join in if it laughs !