Delmer: How’d you like the play last

Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it

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Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.

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How do vampires keep their breath smelling

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How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

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Which fly captured the ladybird?

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Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.

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Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup

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Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

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Delmer: How’d you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second. Delmer: Why didn’t you stay? Parley: I couldn’t wait that long. It said on the program, ‘Two Years Later.