How did the dog make anti-freeze?
| Dog jokes
How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.
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Where did vampires go to first in America?
| Vampire jokes
Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.
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Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you
| Parent jokes
Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs. It's all right Dad, I know how !
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One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she
| Insect jokes
One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."
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What's the greatest birthday
| Birthday jokes
What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.
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Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !