A cattleman from West
| Heaven and hell jokes
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas." "The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm not Sain
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What happened when the Ape won
| Gorilla jokes
What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!
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Flight 1234, for noise
| Aviation jokes
Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.. "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"
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A doctor of psychology was doing his
| Mental health jokes
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient
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Men are like plungers.
| Men jokes
Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom
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What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !