My therapist told me the way to achieve

What do you call an alien surfing the

| Space jokes

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

A wife and her

| Humor jokes

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to ru

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I thought you were trying to get into shape?

| Food jokes

I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

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There is a new Barbie doll on

| Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart

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What does Santa say when he is sick?

| Christmas jokes

What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!

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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.