A drunk is refused a drink
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that cat coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, I'd see four!" The bartender looks, then pauses a moment. Finally he respon
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Question: What do you call a lesbian
| Dirty jokes
Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus.
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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state
| Easter jokes
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!
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A woman just back from Arizona was telling her
| Face jokes
A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile," she said. "Why, was he disappointed with the view?" "No, he fell over the edge."
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Tim once took his small cousin with him while
| Fishing jokes
Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up. "I'll never do that again," he complained to his Dad. "Did she frighten off the fish?" enquired Dad. "No," replied Tim. "She sat on the bank and ate all my maggots."
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When Shall We Meet Again ? by Miles Apart