Why do beavers spend a
| Internet jokes
Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.
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If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what
| Accountant jokes
If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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Two blondes were walking down the road and the
| Blonde jokes
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"
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Delmer: How'd you like the play last
| Idiot and fool jokes
Delmer: How'd you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second. Delmer: Why didn't you stay? Parley: I couldn't wait that long. It said on the program, 'Two Years Later.
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What do cows wear when they're
| Cow jokes
What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos
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What’s the greatest birthday present? Hard to say – but a drum takes a lot of beating.