When did Caesar reign ?
| History jokes
When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did, didn't they hail him ?
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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats
| Frog jokes
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !
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What do you call a robbery in China ?
| Criminal jokes
What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !
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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin
| Humor jokes
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !
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A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and
| Horse jokes
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
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My wife asked me “What’s on the TV?” – I said, “Dust!”