What do you call a witch that stays out all
| Witch jokes
What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
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Party Host: Hello?
| Telephone jokes
Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: I'd be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?
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Two elderly
| Old age jokes
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques-visulization, association-it made a huge difference for
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A bus load of politicians were driving down a
| Farmer jokes
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A
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What happened to the naughty little witch at
| Witch jokes
What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.
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Doctor, doctor, I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch.