Why do aardvarks make undesirable

One out of every four people is

| Mental health jokes

One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK, then it's you.

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into

| Dog jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!

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Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions,

| Parent jokes

Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions, said the father. "I'd like to know what would have happened if I'd asked as many questions when I was a boy." "Perhaps," said the boy, "you'd've been able to answer some of mine."

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Q: What's the definition of a nerd?

| Music jokes

Q: What's the definition of a nerd? A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

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An old man in a nursing home awoke one day

| Dirty jokes

An old man in a nursing home awoke one day and trundled down the hallway to the community breakfast room looking rather forlorn. Ms. Smith, a nurse, met him in the hallway. She greeted him smilingly and asked how he was this day. Mr. Jones allowed that not all was well; in fact, his penis had

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people’s business!