Where is the monster's temple?
| Monster jokes
Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head.
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What do you call a snake who works for the
| Snake jokes
What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !
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How can you tell if a snake is a
| Baby jokes
How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.
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A guy gets home early from work and hears
| Marriage jokes
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up?' he says. 'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's diallin
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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She
| Baby jokes
Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.
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The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. “Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger. “If my parents get divorced…will they still be brother and sister?”