Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling
| Face jokes
Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will notice.
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer
| Cow jokes
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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A local priest and pastor stood by the side
| Religious jokes
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. "Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around
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What is a childs's favourite type of
| Halloween jokes
What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.
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Why do the hamburgers
| Burger jokes
Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!
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The phone in Rigby’s Georgia farmhouse rang one evening. When he answered, the operator said, “This is long distance from Chicago.” “I knowed it’s a long distance from Chicago!” answered the farmer. “How come you called to tell me that?”