What is black and yellow and buzzes along at
| Insect jokes
What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !
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Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider
| Waiter jokes
Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.
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Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !
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A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office. “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” the lawyer asked. “Give me the bad news first.” “Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.” “That’s the bad news?” the man asked incredulously. “I can’t wait to hear the terrible news.” “It’s of you and your mistress.”