What's the definition of a cannibal?
| Cannibal jokes
What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
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Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right
| Music jokes
Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.
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Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.
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One day there
| Clinton jokes
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP! When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy
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An old man in a nursing home awoke one day
| Dirty jokes
An old man in a nursing home awoke one day and trundled down the hallway to the community breakfast room looking rather forlorn. Ms. Smith, a nurse, met him in the hallway. She greeted him smilingly and asked how he was this day. Mr. Jones allowed that not all was well; in fact, his penis had
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Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.