What’s the definition of a cannibal?

The room was full of

| Marriage jokes

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. "Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the t

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What is the difference between a banana and a

| Banana jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Q: How is lightning like a violist's

| Music jokes

Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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A little girl was playing in the garden when

| Children jokes

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy long legs," her father answered. "So, the other one is

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What game do you play if you don't take care of

| Teeth jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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What’s the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!