Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs?

Q: What is

| Dirty jokes

Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man.

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Q. What has

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Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!

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One day an out

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One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo-keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla

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A woman telephoned her local newspaper to

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A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?" "Not if I can help it," replied the woman.

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The assistant asked the blonde if she would

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The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don’t know the route.