Boy: What's black, slimy,
| Food jokes
Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.
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You need to log on to the window repair
| Internet jokes
You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!
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Two cannibals just finished a big
| Humor jokes
Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"
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Father and son standing outside the elephant's
| Zoo jokes
Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long enough, one of them will throw some food at us."
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What did the banana say to the vibrator?
| Dirty jokes
What did the banana say to the vibrator? "I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"
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A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving her the ticket, she said, “How come I always get a ticket and everyone else gets a warning? Is it my face?” “No, ma’am,” explained the officer, “it’s your foot.”