Why was the skeleton using the
| Internet jokes
Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.
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Where does a burger feel at home?
| Burger jokes
Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!
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Do you
| Dead and dying jokes
Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. '
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
| Food jokes
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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What do owls sing when it is raining ? ‘Too wet to woo’ !