Clinton goes around telling people we humans
| Clinton jokes
Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.
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What is a banged-up used
| Car and train jokes
What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition.
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What did the sardine call the
| Fishing jokes
What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !
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Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.
| Dirty jokes
Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."
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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?
| Dog jokes
Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.
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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !