A vampire bat came flapping in from a
| Various animal jokes
A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the cave's roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, but they persis
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What happened when the girl dressed as
| Halloween jokes
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
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QUESTION: Do you know what
| Marriage jokes
QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
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Two nuns were driving alone out in the
| Religious jokes
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. "I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamber pot. The nuns agreed
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Why are cpws made for dancing?
| Cow jokes
Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!
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What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !