A circus owner
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $1
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Why did the bees go on strike ?
| Insect jokes
Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
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Q: Why was the blondes'
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
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Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect
| Military jokes
Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a w
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Q: What is the difference between a dog and a
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
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An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says, “What is this… some kind of joke?”