Why are women
| Women jokes
Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
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Johnny is walking along and a priest is
| Religious jokes
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't
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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his
| Pig jokes
Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
| Time jokes
Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime.
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Q: Why was the blondes’ belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.