What is the difference between Father Christmas
| Dog jokes
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
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What do you get
| Rabbit jokes
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are
| Cowboy jokes
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Hea
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What's yellow and writes?
| Banana jokes
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
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What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.