Didja hear the news?
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Didja hear the news? asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"
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Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
| Horse jokes
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
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Why do University of
| College jokes
Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.
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Q: How many DP's does it take to
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.
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What do you call a person who falls onto
| Car and train jokes
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !
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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.