What do you get if you cross a cat

Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit

| Music jokes

Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing

| Blind jokes

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the

| Zoo jokes

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next e

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Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was

| Humor jokes

Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!

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Does this bus stop at the river?

| Bus jokes

Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !