Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a
| Vampire jokes
Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
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Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham
| Idiot and fool jokes
Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham at a Tus-caloosa ballroom. They danced every dance together. When the evening was over, he asked if he could see her next time he was in town. "Yes," replied Patricia Ann shyly. The young man hurriedly took out his pad and pencil and asked, "What's you
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The transatlantic liner was
| Travel and tourist jokes
The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well. "Would you care for some more supper, ma'am?" asked the steward. "No, thanks," replied the wretched passenger. "Just throw it overboard to save me the trouble."
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Three men were discussing at a bar about
| Baby jokes
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins" "That's funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets" The third man shouted, "Good Go
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What do you call a nun with a
| Humor jokes
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !
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What’s Dracula’s car called? A mobile blood unit.