A police man was on
| Police jokes
A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to "Make out Mountain" to try to catch some couples in the act. When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a couple sat, and was surprised to see the man was reading and the girl next to him was knitting. He tapped on the wind
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What did the elephant say when it saw the
| Dog jokes
What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!
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Why did the owl, owl ?
| Bird jokes
Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !
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The groom, upon his engagement, went to his
| Marriage jokes
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting
| Vampire jokes
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !
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Didja hear the news? asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!” “Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!”