Fred: Where does the new kid come from?
| Children jokes
Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself.
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Night. A sleeping couple
| Marriage jokes
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!" Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: "Shit! But I am the husband!"
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Mother: Did you
| School jokes
Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.
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Q. What does CHAOS stand
| Firefighter jokes
Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
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Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new
| Money jokes
Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
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Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er !