Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
| Farmer jokes
Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
[ read more ]
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash.
[ read more ]
Customer: Waiter, I
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Waiter, I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don't have a fork.
[ read more ]
Dad, would you like to save
| Money jokes
Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.
[ read more ]
Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.