Why don’t whales eat sushi very

What did the blonde say when she saw the

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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

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What dog

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What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-weiler!

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Why don't apples smile

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

| Monster jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.

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Q: Why shouldn't violists take

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Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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Why don’t whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It’s just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.