What did the blonde say when she saw the
| Blonde jokes
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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Why don't apples smile
| Apple jokes
Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !
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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?
| Monster jokes
Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.
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Q: Why shouldn't violists take
| Music jokes
Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
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Why don’t whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It’s just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.