What is a whale's favorite TV
| Various animal jokes
What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!
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Auntie Maud bought herself a new
| Car and train jokes
Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. "Oh. Maud," said her friend, "you've lost your engine!" "Never mind, dear," said auntie. "I've
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What's grey, beautiful and wears glass
| Elephant jokes
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !
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Who writes books for little bees ?
| Insect jokes
Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !
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What kind of doctors are like spiders ?
| Insect jokes
What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !
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Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they’re crab apples !